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What the f*^% can I eat? Dating your Pantry
Part 1 I have come to the disturbing realization that I have been on a Food Strike for about four months now. Yes, a Food Strike. What does this mean? I have been eating Nothing. For four whole months. Wow, how is she still blogging, you may ask. Let me... »
The Real Reason French Women aren’t Fat
Reason 1: The French do not eat at their local Double Down and fried cheese melt hubs. Simply because they know better. Even after a few years of glittery inhumane food marketing tactics the public has remained rooted and repulsed. But perhaps lean, practical French minds could be corrupted, taste buds transforming, glistening at the... »
Are We Faking It?
In the world that is food, “experimentation” has been cast as a trend for 2010. Broad, been used, but I like it. Hopefully, experimentation will play a dramatic role in my 2010 sex life. And I’ll play the broad, being used, and I’ll like it. Procreating are new ideas. Casual fusion, food trucks, and the... »
Nourishing Hedonism
There are two things our American culture taints, and therefore brands: sex and food. We are one of the most conservative, precautious cultures, and it manifests in our bedrooms and our food system, blanketing our libidos and over-salting our plates. Numbing our appetites. While brining ourselves in this stage of economic heat, we should... »